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i'm raileen [ray-lean] and underneath my hard, crusty exterior is a sweet, nougat-y center.

like a jellyfish
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Anonymous asked: something you would say to an ex?

I DON’T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD SAY HI TO YOU AT SCHOOL SO WE JUST MAKE AWKWARDLY LONG EYE CONTACT AS A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WAY OF SEEING WHO’S MORE SUPERIOR.

AND I WIN EVERY TIME.

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
niggaquisha:

i love this
what in the actual fuck

my tobacco, my body, my problem.

NOT YOURSSSSSS

"Hip hop never died, it was buried alive. If you press your ear against the ground, you can hear the underground sounds."
- Unknown (via zeake)

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