teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

sluttyoliveoil:

when cool blogs follow me i get so nervous like is this funny post yes will reblog this picture ha ha laughs

guygoddamngardner:

dont tell me no homo

i deserve that homo

now give it to me

theshirelock:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

Avocado’s number

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

jojogape:

oomshi:

can girls hide things in their vaginas

keeska:

son we need to have a very serious talk

i saw your browser open on fakku and your taste in hentai is awful you’re grounded